There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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