That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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