yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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