I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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