Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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