are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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