Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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