We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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