im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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