it was like eating out sand paper
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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