The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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