is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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