People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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