Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Shame - the story of my life.
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