Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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