I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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