pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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