I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
