super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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