If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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