White coat. Heels.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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