If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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