WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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