Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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