covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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