He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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