I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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