Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Randomize
