: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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