i jhust puked up my retainher.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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