You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
