I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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