Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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