Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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