What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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