Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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