that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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