they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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