In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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