They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
