4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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