Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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