How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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