ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I didn't notice because vodka
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
