Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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