I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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