i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I supernannyed him into submission
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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