Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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