Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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