everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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