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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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