Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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