chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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